I love this:

Republican Astroturf "Protest" VS Real Protests

Republicans think they are fighting "the man." Here's how you can tell who is fighting the man and who has the man's testicles in their mouth:

If your protest has an excessive intimidating police presence, you are fighting the man (real protest). If not, you are probably sucking the man's balls (Republican astroturf "protest").

If the corporate media neglects to interview protesters on TV, you are fighting the man (real protest). If they are interviewing protesters on all the cable networks (Faux) rather than just interviewing law enforcement, you are licking the man's scrotum (Republican astroturf "protest").

Conclusion:

Anti-war protesters, anti-globalization protesters, anti-Bush protesters, etc. = Fighting the man.

Republican Teabaggers = Republican Teabaggers.